Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words
why did link help an old lady get her cat out of a tree
because he was concerned about the cat’s safety and the old lady couldn’t retrieve the cat herself
there is no joke here. link is just an outstanding young citizen.
What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
where you put the cucumber
Why Did You Capitalize The Word ‘Cabbage’ But Not The Word ‘France’ : an adventure in reading fanfiction
coming soon, the thrilling sequel: ‘You’ve Gone Through Three Different Tenses In The Space Of One Paragraph And I Think You Just Invented A Whole New One All Of Your Own’
and the long anticipated conclusion to the trilogy: ‘I Have No Idea Who Is Supposed To Be Speaking Right Now’
It’s about who you miss at 2 in the afternoon when you’re busy, not 2 in the morning when you’re lonely.
next time you get rick rolled try and act like you’ve never heard the song before
get real flustered and be like “wow… I didn’t realize that was how you felt?”
why was girl at school walking around with a goddamn starbucks cup wtf
and i’m not saying that bc “ughhhh girls and their starbucks”
there are no starbucks in this country…. the closest one is 220 miles away
so…. did she come back from the one…
I like my women how I like my men.
That’s the joke.
I am bisexual.